On Eurovision day, the OED has chosen “Nul points” meaning ‘No points, as scored in the Eurovision Song Contest. Hence (allusively and humorously): no points scored in any context, esp. as a hypothetical mark awarded for a failure or dismal performance’, (OED). The day held many possibilities, but the nul points have to be awarded to the Porsche driver and his dismal failure to hide his spare key. I would hate to be responsible for the theft of his car, so I shall reveal neither the location nor the registration number.
Day #130 of a 365 project, where the daily pic is informed by the OED word of the day.